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Diamonds and Coal, Sept.16

Coal to U.S. News and World Report for ranking Brown 15th again in its annual college rankings. We're not saying your methodology is worthless. We're just saying that "student access to pizza in a cone" should count for at least 15 percent.


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Diamonds and Coal, Sept. 9

Coal to Amazon.com, which had a glitch in its system that caused "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows" to show up as required reading for several courses on Mocha this week. Amazon didn't fool us for a second. We're no Rowena Ravenclaw, but even we know that horcrux theory won't help much with Caribbean ...


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Diamonds and Coal, April 28

A diamond to the Reserve Officers' Training Corps. At this point, students are so tired of the debate over whether to end the ban on ROTC that they'll allow it back on campus just so everyone will stop talking about it. Congratulations on successfully waging a war of attrition.


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Diamonds and Coal, April 8

A cubic zirconium to the student who said his shift at the Sharpe Refectory "passed a lot more quickly" during Sunday's campus power outage. That's not the only thing that passes a lot more quickly when you've been at the Ratty.


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Diamonds and coal, Feb. 11

Coal to the Swearer Center for Public Service, which is just now changing its compensation polices to comply with the Fair Labor Standards Act of 1938. If the entire University was as behind the times as Swearer, the faculty would still be full of white males. Oh, wait.


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A diamond to the University, for tracking down a priceless Civil War-era sword stolen from the AnnMary Brown Memorial in the 1970s. Even if we don't let ROTC back on campus, we'll still be able to defend ourselves if RISD ever invades.


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Diamonds and Coal, Dec. 3

Diamonds and Coal. A Herald institution. At the end of every week, we gather our staff, scour through the paper and pull out our best tricks. We try to make you laugh, we work to make you smile and we attempt not to be too inappropriate.



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