Play post-'s first mini-crossword online here!

ACROSS 

1 Exposed, like those on a certain Brown subreddit 

6 Douche bag for assholes 

7 Author of "The Raven" 

8 It bears a lot of weight, or you do if you're wearing it 

9 Act like a bearish investor 

DOWN 

1 "Bears, ____ , Battlestar Galactica" 

2 Late editor-at-large of Vogue magazine and '70 Brunonian 

3 Fit for a king 

4 It often ends in a shortened education at Brown? 

5 "Rats!"