Coal to Goldman Sachs, which after becoming the subject of protest at Harvard, chickened out of an on-campus recruiting event Monday for fear of Brown protesters. You've already got egg on your face, so what's a little pie?
A diamond to Brown's next president, whoever you may be. After our "Mission drift?" series, we hear the Presidential Search Committee is thinking of taking Brown back to its roots. We're not ones to drop names, but let's just say it rhymes with Shmordon Shmee.
Coal to the naked masturbator. Freud would have a lot to say about you.
Diamonds to the students who witnessed history firsthand in Egypt last semester, braving regime collapse, mass protests and utter chaos. And good luck to all students studying abroad in Europe!
A diamond to the ever-vocal Brown community, which made known its opinions on the Reserve Officers' Training Corps and the proposal to cut the skiing, wrestling and fencing teams. Without you, University Hall would have gone ahead with its original master plan: bringing back ROTC for a search-and-destroy mission at the OMAC.
Diamonds to Occupy Providence, Occupy College Hill and the Occupy movement in general. Shaggy white guys haven't been this hot since Kurt Cobain died.
But seriously, coal to whoever thought it was a good idea to partner with a Spanish business school. What's next, a memorandum of mutual understanding with an English culinary school?
121 diamonds to the 121 members of the class of 2011.5 who graduated Saturday. We're sorry to see you go, but the time is right for 121 to graduate.
