A diamond to students who faced a wet Providence and got excited by orgasms coming to Brown. Perhaps the lecture will help students craving early release… of the Spring Weekend lineup.
Coal to Dean of the College Katherine Bergeron for thinking a SideKick will improve our writing skills. Thx 4 ur tip.
Coal to the four seniors who subscribed to the new Club Plan. A GCB membership would have given you the same feeling of exclusivity at one-eighth of the price.
Cubic zirconium to the Open the Books Coalition for researching the University's investments on YouTube. Trust us — the secrets are not hidden in "Charlie Bit My Finger." We've looked.
A diamond to Robert Healey, candidate for lieutenant governor, for telling Rhode Islanders that the state needs an "explosion." It's always good to have a fresh perspective on being tough on terrorism.
A diamond to Banner for adding a Mocha-esque course search feature. Perhaps next they'll add a feature to help the system get over its inferiority complex.
Coal to University Librarian Harriette Hemmasi for telling students that the Sciences Library "needs to come to life." It's been sticking up straight for over 35 years, and we thought you were supposed to call your doctor after four hours.
Diamonds to Dow Travers '12 and Becky Kellar '97, Brown's proud Olympians. But coal to Travers for thinking he won't get Coke for free after leaving Vancouver. Surely he hasn't forgotten the Ratty so quickly.
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