Coal to cutting varsity teams. We thought they wanted to trim the University's budget — not FishCo's revenue.
A diamond diamond to Senior Associate Dean of the Faculty Carolyn Dean, who told The Herald this week that postdocs received a salary increase last year to maintain equity. Who better to comment on equity than Dean Dean?
Coal to 2011 Class Board President Neil Parikh '11 for arranging "all day parties and free drinks" in Cancun for the junior class without asking permission. We can't imagine what the University found objectionable.
Diamond to State Rep. John G. Edwards, D-Dist. 70, for introducing a bill to decriminalize pot. We would confuse you with the former senator, but we know you'd never cheat on your Mary Jane.
Coal to the marriage equality rally that was postponed this week because of poor weather conditions. It doesn't count if it was just raining gay men.
A diamond to the University for partnering with Pfizer, maker of Viagra. We assume this is part of a plan to help our endowment grow.
Coal to the University for hosting the unattractive Samsung charging stations in eateries around campus. Then again, this isn't the first time the University has overlooked appearance — these are the same people that brought us Grad Center, after all.
Diamond to Robin Hessman '94 for becoming interested in Russia "because they were the enemy." That's like when we were mean to the pretty girl in our second-grade class because we like-liked her.
Coal to the University's decision to keep bringing our competitors into the dining halls. The Herald was looking forward to its monopoly of your breakfast table.
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